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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 00:46

What movies have not aged well?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

From Russia With Love

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-All the bad guys are black.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

A View to a Kill

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Dr No

-”Ah so!”

You Only Live Twice

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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Moonraker

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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-J W Pepper

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Goldfinger

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Live and Let Die

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Octopussy

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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