What movies have not aged well?
09.06.2025 08:35
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
You Only Live Twice
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
Octopussy
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The Man with the Golden Gun
A View to a Kill
-All the bad guys are black.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”She is very sexyful!”
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Live and Let Die
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Goldfinger
Moonraker
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Ah so!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
From Russia With Love
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Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Dr No
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…